I don't normally do reviews of iPhone applications. However, in the space of two days I've had emails from both pam and mark at modstylez.com with identical wording, with a fairly pathetic attempt at flattery. Here we go:
I'd appreciate if you can give me some feedback on our iphone app
iLightFarts.
http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewSoftware?id=317429824&mt=8
I realize that you are iphone app guru :) It'd be swell if you can place
an honest review of our app.
Now, when Pam emailed me I wrote back, fairly politely declining the offer and indicating what my review would be like if I wrote one. However, getting the exact same email again has slightly annoyed me, so here's the review.
You can probably guess what this 'game' is about from the name. It's supposed to be awesome, hilarious and a bunch of other nonsensical terms. The screenshots look like something you'd expect to find in a substandard ZX81 game back in the 80s. The concept is juvenile, the execution is purile and I have to wonder why anyone would even consider creating something this pathetic. I certainly can't understand why someone would actually pay money for this ridiculous piece of tat if they're older than 3. In fact, I doubt that anyone has, since no-one has posted a review of it on the Apps store. I wouldn't want to use this rubbish even if *I* was being paid to. Really, give this a miss - God alone knows why Apple is including such dross in this collection.
So next time you want an honest review Pam and Mark - get your act together between you, learn that it's really NOT a good idea to pester people without asking, learn not to use a template email and finally, go and get a proper job.
I'd appreciate if you can give me some feedback on our iphone app
iLightFarts.
http://itunes.apple.com/
I realize that you are iphone app guru :) It'd be swell if you can place
an honest review of our app.
Now, when Pam emailed me I wrote back, fairly politely declining the offer and indicating what my review would be like if I wrote one. However, getting the exact same email again has slightly annoyed me, so here's the review.
You can probably guess what this 'game' is about from the name. It's supposed to be awesome, hilarious and a bunch of other nonsensical terms. The screenshots look like something you'd expect to find in a substandard ZX81 game back in the 80s. The concept is juvenile, the execution is purile and I have to wonder why anyone would even consider creating something this pathetic. I certainly can't understand why someone would actually pay money for this ridiculous piece of tat if they're older than 3. In fact, I doubt that anyone has, since no-one has posted a review of it on the Apps store. I wouldn't want to use this rubbish even if *I* was being paid to. Really, give this a miss - God alone knows why Apple is including such dross in this collection.
So next time you want an honest review Pam and Mark - get your act together between you, learn that it's really NOT a good idea to pester people without asking, learn not to use a template email and finally, go and get a proper job.
Difficult but funny and every bit worth it. Speaking of apps I found something the other day. there was a site called -objectdevcorp- and it offers to make custom apps for my self. I think this is where the iPhone is more fun.
Posted by: Pothik | June 03, 2009 at 12:58 PM