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Generate perfect iPhone text message chat screenshots in seconds.

I'm sure that you've seen some of the messages that people send and receive on their iPhones, and you've wondered how to create your own (What? You mean that you thought they were all real?)

Nice and simple resource called the iphonetextgenerator. Fancy that, who'da thunk it? Add in your carrier, person, text bubbles and so on, and then generate. And save, and then you're done. Here's one that I created/copied from the website:

Sh*tter

Childish? Yes. Silly? Absolutely. But a lot of fun, nonetheless! Provide it with a feed from your Twitter account and it will create 4 rolls of toilet paper 'delivered straight to your door'. From  www.getshitter.com

Siri Humor, Funny Siri Responses, Things Siri Says | Siriously?

via www.siriously.co

That's what it does. No professional value, just fun to see what Siri says.

Make flame type images

Escape motions. This is simply gorgeous. It's like spirograph only wonderful.

Linkbait Generator

Ever stuck for an blog title/subject? Then try the Linkbait Generator and simply type in a subject. It then comes back with a suggested title. I tried 'web .20' and it suggested '8 horrible lessons about web 2.0 that Hollywood teaches kids'. I then tried 'web 2.0 and 'librarians'. It suggested '10 awesome websites about web 2.0 librarians'. Very fun tool!

Image Generator Links 2008

Image Generator Links 2008. Make graphics with your photographs, with your webcam. Make graphics with text. Hundreds of generators!

screedbot - make your own scrolling typewriter text

screedbot. Whack in some text, and create your own rolling typewriter.

Flip - Have some upside down writing!

Flip. This is fun. Write in some text and get it turned upside down for you... Rather like this:

noʎ ɹoɟ uʍop ǝpısdn pǝuɹnʇ ʇı ʇǝƃ puɐ ʇxǝʇ ǝɯos uı ǝʇıɹʍ ˙unɟ sı sıɥʇ

Comeeko - Creating comic strips from your photos

Comeeko - Creating comic strips from your photos. That's what you do with this one, and there's nothing more to be said about it, other than it's free.

signbot - make your own animated scrolling text LED sign

Link: signbot - make your own animated scrolling text LED sign. Type in your text and away you go.