Library bumperstickers

I clearly had way too much time on my hands the other evening, because I started creating library comparison bumper stickers. The first one was libraries; older than books. I then got onto a bit of a roll, though I suspect that some of my twitter followers wished that I'd got off it again pretty quick! Anyway, it was fun and I enjoyed myself. I had a deluge of emails asking me to collate them (oh ok, it was one email), and so here they are. All in threes, around a common theme. Not quite as easy as you might think - if you feel like a late friday afternoon challenge, do feel free to add!

Libraries; more directories than BT. Libraries; more encyclopedias than Britannica. Libraries; more almanacs than Whitakers.

Libraries; more Borrowers than Norton. Libraries; more loans than a bank. Libraries; more visits than the National Trust.

Libraries; more positive than Dr. No. Libraries; richer than Goldfinger. Libraries; forever even more than diamonds.

Libraries; more precious than the Ring. Libraries; tastier than 2 hobbits breakfasts. Libraries; more trustworthy than the Fellowship

Libraries; more mysteries than Christie. Libraries; more westerns than Eastwood. Libraries; more thrillers than Hitchcock.

Libraries; more members than Facebook. Libraries; care more about your privacy than Facebook. Libraries; more entertainment than Facebook

Libraries; bigger than the Tardis. Libraries; will not be exterminated. Libraries; help more people than Dr Who.

Libraries; More logical than Mr Spock. Libraries; more medical information that Dr McCoy. Libraries; beam you to many different places.

Libraries; more presence than Darth Vadar. Libraries; the Force is with them. Libraries; a better weapon than a light sabre.

Libraries; more magical than Hogwarts. Libraries; more exciting than Quidditch. Libraries; worth more than Gringotts Bank.

Libraries; cooler than the Antarctic. Libraries; get you higher than Mount Everest. Libraries; more jaw dropping than the Grand Canyon

Libraries; more stories than the Arabian Nights. Libraries; more music than an Orchestra. Libraries; more films than the Oscars.

Libraries; as addictive as chocolate. Libraries; as good for you as fruit. Libraries; more invigorating than coffee

Libraries; more powerful than an elephant. Libraries; more flexible than a snake. Libraries; more endangered than a siberian tiger

Libraries; more tradition than Britain. Libraries; more cosmopolitan than France. Libraries; more efficient than Germany

Libraries; more branches than Tesco. Libraries; cheaper than Lidl. Libraries; a better range than Sainsburys

Libraries; more sophisticated than Hepburn. Libraries; more class than Cary Grant. Libraries; more awesome than John Wayne.

Libraries: provide more hope than Obama. Libraries: better for you than vitamins. Libraries; more rocking than Status Quo

Libraries; top of the league longer than Man Utd. Libraries; worth more than Chelsea. Libraries: more reliable than Liverpool FC

Libraries; more iconic than Big Ben. Libraries; a better lineage than the Queen. Libraries; more informative than the British Museum

Libraries: more authority than a Rolls Royce. Libraries: more useful than a MiniCooper Libraries: more classy than an Aston Martin

Libraries; more powerful than the Hulk. Libraries; better than Spiderman. Libraries; more reliable than Superman

Libraries; bigger than Google. Libraries; trusted more than politicians. Libraries; more fun than a playground

Libraries; making democracy work for thousands of years. Libraries; older than Parliament. Libraries; older than books.

Comments

[Mitch Turitz]

So, if libraries are older than books, then what was put into the first libraries?

[Phil Bradley]

Mitch: Scrolls.

[Andy]

Libraries; More hi-fives than the Super Bowl
Libraries; More fights than the NHL
Libraries; More signs than Major League Baseball
Libraries: More nicknames than the NBA
Libraries; More races than NASCAR

Libraries; more freedom than the U.S. Constitution
Libraries; more rights than the Bill of Rights
Libraries; more notes than the Star Spangled Banner